Spam
Its pink and its oval
Spam
I buy it at the Mobil
Spam
Its made in Chernobyl
Spam
Now when I was a child
My family was so poor
They didnt have the finer things in life to eat
So we had a plan
In a big blue can
The government substitute for meat
To get me to eat it at dinner
They said Id grow up like Bruce Jenner
He was a winner that never knew defeat
And when he got hungry
When he got hungry
He cracked open that special treat
It was
S-P-A-M
Dont you know its my best friend
S-P-A-M
Again and again and again
S-P-A-M
Dont you know its my best friend
S-P-A-M
Again and again and again and again
So go and forget your O-S-C-A-R
Theres one meat by-product thats best by far
Its
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